Things Men Wish Women KNEW!!!
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hye babes, this list of universal guy truths that all women should understand. Read on and learn what your man is really thinking.
1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong.
2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes.
3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated.
4. If you think I'm speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car.
5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get.
1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong.
2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes.
3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated.
4. If you think I'm speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car.
5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get.
6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity.
7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me—once.
8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter.
9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker.
10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they're your best sign that I'm not a whack job.
11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier.
12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty.
7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me—once.
8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter.
9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker.
10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they're your best sign that I'm not a whack job.
11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier.
12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty.
13. I don't ask for directions because I'm just happy to be driving. Anywhere.
14. I just may lie to make you feel good. Don't be angry about this. You really weren't looking for the truth anyway.
15. When you get angry over some stupid little pointless thing, I question your intelligence.
16. You're really bad at faking it.
17. If I offer my help while you're getting ready, it means you're late.
18. Never ask me to pick out your outfit. (See above.) I will invariably get it wrong and make us even more late.
19. Giving me two or three choices, however, can be fun. Assuming you will change outfits in front of me. Slowly.
15. When you get angry over some stupid little pointless thing, I question your intelligence.
16. You're really bad at faking it.
17. If I offer my help while you're getting ready, it means you're late.
18. Never ask me to pick out your outfit. (See above.) I will invariably get it wrong and make us even more late.
19. Giving me two or three choices, however, can be fun. Assuming you will change outfits in front of me. Slowly.
20. Anytime you cook for us, we're happy.
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